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Chickens in Minecraft

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:37 pm
by BloodyIron
Chickens in Minecraft do not make sense. You feed them, and they instantly produce offspring, but then they also later produce an egg which doesn't produce immediate offspring?

This species is wierd.

Re: Chickens in Minecraft

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:45 pm
by Bio
They are just beyond simple human sex. They can reproduce WAY faster than any other species in minecraft now. Slowly they will take over the world as they fuck and lay their way to a legion that will destroy us all!

Re: Chickens in Minecraft

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:57 pm
by BloodyIron
Bio wrote:They are just beyond simple human sex. They can reproduce WAY faster than any other species in minecraft now. Slowly they will take over the world as they fuck and lay their way to a legion that will destroy us all!


Sure you talk of legions, but when it comes to destruction, when do you deliver? You don't, that's what's up.

Re: Chickens in Minecraft

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:58 pm
by Bio
Those chicken bastards bide their time! They're developing a retrovirus to transform us into monkeys so they can take over!